This post includes the complete "conference" version of the meathead hat pattern (just click continue below). Please note, this is not the same as the wearable version of the hat pattern that I sell in kits. This pattern makes a much looser hat on very big needles, and is intended to be used by people who have already signed up for the meathead knitup and have received yarn from me.
For everyone else, feel free to use the pattern if you wish! It's a kind of loose pointy hat.
Yay hats! Yay kneading! (When Squeek does this, it always reminds me of that old comedy routine that we thought was such a hoot when we were kids. It was a song that went "I can't stop my leg." Does anyone else remember that? Was it Chevy Chase?)