Man have I been sick. It's been Bad. A complete physical and mental meltdown, with chills. It happened - like the hand of God - just minutes after I left the post office where I mailed two giant boxes of baby formula, diapers, a camping baby bed, a sling, and 40 new pairs of bras and panties from Laura's lingerie shop, to the Baton Rouge River Center for Katrina survivors.* It was like instant anti-kharma.
But before I was stricken, the whole family made it to the Oregon State Fair. We had the deep fried twinkie. We got pictures.
We won ribbons!
Well, I won the ribbons. The angel hat took Third Award in the Knitted Item: Baby Bootees or Cap class. My foul smelling (but only when wet) buttonhole bag took Second Award in Felted Bags. (Luckily they judged on dry land).
I think the baby bootee or cap class had some good competition, and my ribbon was quite meaningful. The first place bootees were for an elf princess; they looked like they were made from spun sugar and crystals. But in the felted bag category, I think I got a mercy ribbon. I'm not maligning the standards of the state fair judges, no sir. I just think they may have felt a wee bit bad that there were only 3 bags in the whole competition and the other two were getting awards. The other two got First Awards, and mine got a Second. Mine was, like, the other bag.
This leads me to hereby swear that next year I'm going on a campaign to get the tens of thousands of stitch-n-bitches in the Portland area to enter some darn knitting in the State Fair. For God's sake, it's free! And all the knitting of Oregon fit into two little cabinets. While the quilters took over the whole barn. It was sad.
But the way the jams were displayed, on circular lit cases so each jar was lit from within, made up for the sad knitting turnout. Gorgeous. It was an evocative, pretentious art installation to rival anything funded by Creative Capital. It's hard to believe I completely forgot my digital camera.
* See Been There, Done That for places that need direct aid such as baby stuff, rather than checks. And see the Give a Little blog for a place for knitters to record their donations and donate/win yarn prizes.